Zumatan Minster of Defence Mr
Dod'g Gezzer reported today that the Royal
Zumatan Navy has launched a new battleship
ZNS Big Buoy (pictured above) on to Lake
Bagombo. Mr
Gezzer said "
ZNS Big Buoy is the first in a series of new ships to be launched on to Lake
Bagombo in a effort to curb the aggressive stance of neighbouring
Mbote" Mr
Gezzer went onto say " This new vessel is a feat of
Zumatan engineering and includes no less than thirty coffee machines as well as some bloody big guns"
Mr
Gezzer refused to answer rumours that
ZNS Big Buoy is so large that it has stay in the middle of Lake
Bagambo for fear of running a ground.
In further news Mr
Gezzer also revealed that in a further sign of the close ties between
Zumata and it's once colonial master the UK members of 22 regiment the infamous
SAS have been in
Zumata trainng a new
Zumatan SAS troop for the last six months.
Finally Mr
Gezzer denied that the launching of combined
Zumatan Army Navy maneuvers in the region of Lake
Bagombo is in anyway linked to the discovery of large amounts of natural gas by
Mbote in the same area in the last few days. Mr
Gezzer said " We have had these military maneuvers planned for several days and will be practicing naval assaults in the
Mjuba Bay area."
Members of the press in the area reported a large
Zumatan naval flotilla leaving port this morning heading towards
Mjuba bay.
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